Sally a few weeks into their marriage, rang her Pastor.

‘Pastor, Pastor, Johnny and I have had a dreadful, terrible, unbelievable fight.’

The Pastor consoled her, ‘Calm down, calm down, it is not as bad as you think. Never mind Jenny, it is part of blending. Every couple has a fight once in a while.  It’s Ok, You will come through this phase. It’s part of growing up in your marriage- getting to know each other.

The newly-wed bride said, ‘I know, Pastor, but what do I do with his body?